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Abbott Smith
December 14, 1984
Milwaukee, WI / Telluride, CO
Brats and Kraut
Beer, preferably belgian
Telluride
Right/Right
Laid out inverts off big cliffs
Extreme Dirt Skiing (mountain biking)
December 14, 1984
Milwaukee, WI / Telluride, CO
Brats and Kraut
Beer, preferably belgian
Telluride
Right/Right
Laid out inverts off big cliffs
Extreme Dirt Skiing (mountain biking)
After 43 years of being a professional monoboard skier, people started to annoy me, they would constantly yell, "Hey why don't you get on two planks you shred monkey." So I ditched the board, got on two planks and began to shine, soon enough they said i could beat bode miller in straight-line chute races. So I challenged him, and I won, I'm the best. Ever since then I've been trying to fly, so I put these huge pink elephants on my skis, figuring that dumbo himself could teach me. So yeah thats why I'm sooo awesome.
